1. 30
    Nov

    A game of honor and diplomacy…

    BAT FIGHT with Will Ferrell from Will Ferrell

  2. 27788
    28
    Nov

    I want them all!!!

    (via whitewhine)

  3. 62154
    8
    Jun

    "You say that you love rain, but you open your umbrella when it rains. You say that you love the sun, but you find a shadow spot when the sun shines. You say that you love the wind, but you close your windows when wind blows. This is why I am afraid, you say that you love me too."

    - William Shakespeare (via 36974)

    (via littlemiss)

  4. 4894
    30
    May

    (Source: quote-book, via littlemiss)

  5. 28
    Jan

    Great advice!!

  6. 19
    Apr

    "I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when their right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust noone but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together."

    - Marilyn Monroe
  7. 12
    Apr

    Dear Apple, 

    You may already know this but, I want an iPad! I think about it, I dream about it, On lonely nights I have masturbated to images of it (don’t judge me). For you to place advertisements is more than overkill it is cruel and unusual punishment and I can’t take it. I mean what do you want me to do with that?!? Are you gonna give me one? NO! Can I buy one? Oops sorry they’re sold out everywhere.. So what am I to do?!? The only option I see is to rob some innocent of theirs. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME?!? All I have to say is if you see on the news some poor grandmother got beat up for her iPad, DON’T BLAME ME. Her 84 year old blood is on your hands.

    Love Always Your Devout Follower,

    Allison C. Johnson  

  8. 11
    Apr

    When You don’t get it, Sometimes the best thing to do is get out of it. No point in losing your sanity to understand their insanity…

  9. 9
    Apr

    "The sign said “No sexual favors” so I thought “It’s not a favor if I pay for it"

    - Mo Mandel
  10. 8
    Apr
    Tree outside the Dr. office (yeah I was bored )

    Tree outside the Dr. office (yeah I was bored )

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